24 september 2009
Patriottistische luchten boven Arnhem
Heel toepasselijk, zo deze dagen.
(Foto bewerkt met LOMO-filter.)
iPhone-apps: Annem
Soms is het erg lastig om erachter te komen wat een app nou eigenlijk doet, bijvoorbeeld als je geen Turks kunt lezen.
Gelukkig hebben we gisting, automatisch vertalen waarmee je de gist van een tekst te pakken krijgt.
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Van de site van de maker:
Her gün defalarca aradığınız sevdiklerinize artık en kolay, en hızlı ve en güzel yoldan ulaşın. iPhone'unuzun ana sayfasına yerleştireceğiniz programlarımızla artık tek dokunuşla sevdiklerinize bağlanabileceksiniz.
Annem, Lale Yazılım'ın size sunduğu 4 programdan biri.
Sevgilim. Annem. Babam. Arkadaşım.
Lale Yazılım, bu uygulamaları en güzel şekilde, sevginin sembolü olan kalbinizle sunmaktan mutluluk duyuyor.
- Kırmızı kalp sevgilinizi, yani eşiniz, nişanlınız, kız/erkek arkadaşınızı,
- Beyaz kalp annenizi,
- Mavi kalp babanızı,
- Turuncu kalp ise en yakın, en sık aradığınız arkadaşınızı temsil ediyor.
Programı ilk çalıştırdığınızda annenizin numarasını seçeceksiniz. Hepsi bu. Bundan sonraki dokunuşlarınızda Annem, annenizi arayacak. Eğer ileride telefon numarasını değiştirmeniz gerekirse, yapmanız gereken sadece ayarlardan çağrıyı kapatmak, yeniden programı çalıştırmak ve ayarlardan çağrıyı açmak.
Herhangi bir yardıma ihtiyacınız olursa web sitemizden bize ulaşabilirsiniz.
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De gist:
Several times each day to your loved ones no longer looking for the easiest, fastest and best way to reach. iPhone to the home page to place our programs with one touch with loved ones no longer able to connect.
My mother, Lale Software's offering you one of the 4 programs.
Darling. Mother. Father. Friend.
Lale Software, these applications the most beautiful way, which is a symbol of love, your heart is happy to provide.
- Your beloved red heart, ie your spouse, your fiancee, girl / female friend,
- White heart mother,
- Blue heart of your father,
- The nearest orange heart, represents the most frequently dialed your friend.
The first number you will choose your mother. That's it. The next touch to your mother, your mother will call. If you need to change the phone number in the future, the only setting you need to do to close the call, re-run the program and setting the call to open.
If you need any help from our web site please contact us.
Gelukkig hebben we gisting, automatisch vertalen waarmee je de gist van een tekst te pakken krijgt.
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Van de site van de maker:
Her gün defalarca aradığınız sevdiklerinize artık en kolay, en hızlı ve en güzel yoldan ulaşın. iPhone'unuzun ana sayfasına yerleştireceğiniz programlarımızla artık tek dokunuşla sevdiklerinize bağlanabileceksiniz.
Annem, Lale Yazılım'ın size sunduğu 4 programdan biri.
Sevgilim. Annem. Babam. Arkadaşım.
Lale Yazılım, bu uygulamaları en güzel şekilde, sevginin sembolü olan kalbinizle sunmaktan mutluluk duyuyor.
- Kırmızı kalp sevgilinizi, yani eşiniz, nişanlınız, kız/erkek arkadaşınızı,
- Beyaz kalp annenizi,
- Mavi kalp babanızı,
- Turuncu kalp ise en yakın, en sık aradığınız arkadaşınızı temsil ediyor.
Programı ilk çalıştırdığınızda annenizin numarasını seçeceksiniz. Hepsi bu. Bundan sonraki dokunuşlarınızda Annem, annenizi arayacak. Eğer ileride telefon numarasını değiştirmeniz gerekirse, yapmanız gereken sadece ayarlardan çağrıyı kapatmak, yeniden programı çalıştırmak ve ayarlardan çağrıyı açmak.
Herhangi bir yardıma ihtiyacınız olursa web sitemizden bize ulaşabilirsiniz.
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De gist:
Several times each day to your loved ones no longer looking for the easiest, fastest and best way to reach. iPhone to the home page to place our programs with one touch with loved ones no longer able to connect.
My mother, Lale Software's offering you one of the 4 programs.
Darling. Mother. Father. Friend.
Lale Software, these applications the most beautiful way, which is a symbol of love, your heart is happy to provide.
- Your beloved red heart, ie your spouse, your fiancee, girl / female friend,
- White heart mother,
- Blue heart of your father,
- The nearest orange heart, represents the most frequently dialed your friend.
The first number you will choose your mother. That's it. The next touch to your mother, your mother will call. If you need to change the phone number in the future, the only setting you need to do to close the call, re-run the program and setting the call to open.
If you need any help from our web site please contact us.
Sluikreclame?
Een tijdje terug voor het eerst een bezoekje aan een autowasserij meegemaakt. Als je geen auto hebt, mis je gewoon bepaalde dingen ... Goed, het filmpje van de ervaring lijkt wat op sluikreclame, maar is niet zo bedoeld.
Het mal-le ta-fel-tje.
Moe-der heeft een nieuw ta-fel-tje gekocht.
"Wat een mal ta-fel-tje!" roept Ot uit.
"Het lijkt wel een lu-ci-fer-doos op poot-jes."
"Nee jon-gen" zegt Moe-der "Het is niet
mal, het is mo-dern"
"Zal ik je le-ren brei-en jon-gen?" zegt
Moe-der dan.
22 september 2009
21 september 2009
It's a bitch
NOS teletekst meldde een half uur nadat de miljoenennota onder de Tweede Kamerfracties was uitgedeeld: "We have got him".
Lekker stoer natuurlijk, maar een equivalente nieuwsonderneming in de VS had wel beter geweten: je verwijst in het Engels nooit naar een ding met him of her. Extra tragisch dat kranten als Trouw zo'n blunder niet direct aan de kaak stellen maar de fout klakkeloos overnemen.
Er is niks mis met "We hebben 'm" of beter nog "Hebbes", een kreet waarvan het helemaal niet onwaarschijnlijk is dat die gebezigd zou zijn als de oorspronkelijke "Ladies and gentlemen ... we've got him"-spokesperson een Nederlander was geweest en even popiejopie te werk was gegaan als dat in de VS momenteel gebeurt – wat we hier nog gelukkig niet zo snel zien gebeuren, maar dat terzijde.
Maar daar gaat het wel om bij vertalen: wat had 'ie gezegd als ...
Waarmee we ook eindelijk een einde hebben te hopen gemaakt aan de mythe dat vertalingen vanuit het Engels naar het Nederlands altijd langer zijn dan het origineel.
Enfin, allemaal alweer dagen geleden natuurlijk. Over naar de waan van deze week. Geniet!
Lekker stoer natuurlijk, maar een equivalente nieuwsonderneming in de VS had wel beter geweten: je verwijst in het Engels nooit naar een ding met him of her. Extra tragisch dat kranten als Trouw zo'n blunder niet direct aan de kaak stellen maar de fout klakkeloos overnemen.
Er is niks mis met "We hebben 'm" of beter nog "Hebbes", een kreet waarvan het helemaal niet onwaarschijnlijk is dat die gebezigd zou zijn als de oorspronkelijke "Ladies and gentlemen ... we've got him"-spokesperson een Nederlander was geweest en even popiejopie te werk was gegaan als dat in de VS momenteel gebeurt – wat we hier nog gelukkig niet zo snel zien gebeuren, maar dat terzijde.
Maar daar gaat het wel om bij vertalen: wat had 'ie gezegd als ...
Waarmee we ook eindelijk een einde hebben te hopen gemaakt aan de mythe dat vertalingen vanuit het Engels naar het Nederlands altijd langer zijn dan het origineel.
Enfin, allemaal alweer dagen geleden natuurlijk. Over naar de waan van deze week. Geniet!
Arnhemland
Afgelopen zaterdag op de 'Velleper' boeken-, kunst- en cultuurmarkt: Arnhemland, misschien wel het best bewaarde geheim van Velp.
17 september 2009
The Labyrinth Scored for the Purrs of 11 Different Cats
ubu.com:
Terry Fox (1943-2008)
The labyrinth at Chartres is a unicursal path winding in 552 steps through 11 concentric rings into the center. In order to hear the sound of this path I have changed the steps into cats purrs. The 552 steps have become 5,520 seconds of purring, each step being equal to 10 seconds of sound. The 11 concentric rings then become 11 different cats, each cat representing one complete ring with all its steps. The stereo balance of the tape corresponds to the directional movement throught the labyrinth. The tape begins with 10 seconds of the 1st cat (ring), 10 of the 2nd, 10 of the 3rd, 10 of the 4th then turns left for 130 seconds (steps) of the 5th ring (cat), overlapping into the 6th ring for 140 seconds and so on winding through the labyrinth into the center which is represented by the simultaneous purring of all 11 cats.
The tape was completed in a live mix engineered by Bob Bilecki at Z.B.S. Foundation in Fort Edward, New York, using 5 prerecorded cats from San Francisco and 6 from Fort Edward in December 1976. Thanks to Tom, Patty, Boogaloo, Miriam, Puffin, Heba, Ferguson, Ernest, Samantha, Spat, Arthur and to the generous help of their "owners" both in SF and NY. This tape was supported in part, by a grant from the New York State Council on the Arts.
The Labyrinth Scored for the Purrs of 11 Different Cats (60:00)
Terry Fox (1943-2008)
The labyrinth at Chartres is a unicursal path winding in 552 steps through 11 concentric rings into the center. In order to hear the sound of this path I have changed the steps into cats purrs. The 552 steps have become 5,520 seconds of purring, each step being equal to 10 seconds of sound. The 11 concentric rings then become 11 different cats, each cat representing one complete ring with all its steps. The stereo balance of the tape corresponds to the directional movement throught the labyrinth. The tape begins with 10 seconds of the 1st cat (ring), 10 of the 2nd, 10 of the 3rd, 10 of the 4th then turns left for 130 seconds (steps) of the 5th ring (cat), overlapping into the 6th ring for 140 seconds and so on winding through the labyrinth into the center which is represented by the simultaneous purring of all 11 cats.
The tape was completed in a live mix engineered by Bob Bilecki at Z.B.S. Foundation in Fort Edward, New York, using 5 prerecorded cats from San Francisco and 6 from Fort Edward in December 1976. Thanks to Tom, Patty, Boogaloo, Miriam, Puffin, Heba, Ferguson, Ernest, Samantha, Spat, Arthur and to the generous help of their "owners" both in SF and NY. This tape was supported in part, by a grant from the New York State Council on the Arts.
The Labyrinth Scored for the Purrs of 11 Different Cats (60:00)
16 september 2009
Propaganda in comics
In de VS worden comics al zo'n beetje vanaf het ontstaan van het genre misbruikt voor politieke doeleinden.
Het was toen eng:
Het is nog steeds eng:
Het was toen eng:
Het is nog steeds eng:
Shout Art
ubu.com:
Shout Art, as a structurally distinct artform, was created by the artist Henry Nigl during the early 1980's. As far as is known there is no other poetic or performance form like this. The format/structure of a 'Shout' is specific. A 'Shout' is typically non-ryhming, (but can be rythmical),double entendre with a conflicted, unexpected and abrupt ending phrase or word. Performance is a significant component of the form and often included props-both stationary and animated-and electronica (audio/video/projections). Music, as such, was provided by various automatic contrivances including oscillating fans tied to chimes and breeze driven curtains. The artist is still actively involved in this limited 'genre' and has recently produced five new performances.
Shout Art
Shout Art, as a structurally distinct artform, was created by the artist Henry Nigl during the early 1980's. As far as is known there is no other poetic or performance form like this. The format/structure of a 'Shout' is specific. A 'Shout' is typically non-ryhming, (but can be rythmical),double entendre with a conflicted, unexpected and abrupt ending phrase or word. Performance is a significant component of the form and often included props-both stationary and animated-and electronica (audio/video/projections). Music, as such, was provided by various automatic contrivances including oscillating fans tied to chimes and breeze driven curtains. The artist is still actively involved in this limited 'genre' and has recently produced five new performances.
Shout Art
iPhone-apps: UFO camera Silver
Met UFO camera Silver kun je UFO's aan een foto toevoegen. Kennelijk willen sommige mensen dat. (Het adres van de site van de ontwikkelaar eindigt in .jp, wat e.e.a. misschien iets begrijpelijker maakt.)
Dolle pret. UFO camera Silver is gratis.
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Dolle pret. UFO camera Silver is gratis.
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15 september 2009
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